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RotoExperts Draft Kit: Top 25 Power Forwards

Who's more slimmed down this year?

From the RotoExperts 2011-12 NBA Draft Kit

The following rankings are based on a nine-category, head-to-head league format (PTS, REB, AST, STL, BLK, 3FG, FG%, FT%, TO). We break down players into tiers as well to help you organize them within your overall cheat sheets. These rankings take into account not just stat projections, but injury risk, competition for minutes and other intangibles.



1. Kevin Love, MIN

Projected Stats: 20.9 PPG, 15.3 RPG, 2.6 APG, 1.2 3FG, 0.7 SPG, 0.5 BPG, 2.0 TO, 46.7 FG%, 85.2 FT%

Yes, believe it or not, Love is the top power forward in the NBA. Not only will he most likely lead the league in rebounding, but he’ll score north of 20 points per game, hit over one 3-pointer and make 85 percent of his free throws. You’d like to see him put up better numbers on the defensive side of the ball, but if he were a big-time defender we’d be talking about him as the No. 1 overall pick, not just the top power forward. Continue reading

Fantasy & Free Agent Fest: Pacific Division

In the days leading up to the start of free agency on Dec. 9, Damn Lies & Statistics will be taking a look at each team’s potential moves, top fantasy players and more. In the final installment, Greg Fox examines the Pacific Division.

Fantasy-Worthy Players Under Contract (H2H Draft Round in Parentheses): G Stephen Curry (1/2), G Monta Ellis (2), F Dorell Wright (4), F/C David Lee (4)
Key Unrestricted Free Agents: F Al Thornton
Key Restricted Free Agents: G Reggie Williams
What to Look For: The Warriors remain the most exciting group of fantasy players since the salad days of the Pittsburgh Pisces. New head coach Mark Jackson is already preaching defense, but those who remember the 6-3 turnstile can’t take that too seriously. What Jackson was was a terrific lead guard, who controlled the flow of a game and made everyone around him better. If his wisdom can rub off on Stephen Curry, then the third-year point guard will deliver first-round value. Hell, I felt he was brutal last year, and he still finished as a borderline first-rounder. His backcourt mate, Monta Ellis, if he can stay out of the emergency room following his nightly 48-minute high-wire acts, can also return silly dividends. Always a big-time scorer with strong percentages, Ellis has added a 3-point shot to his repertoire in recent years. Small forward Dorell Wright was arguably fantasy’s MVP last season, coming out of nowhere to produce terrific across-the-board numbers. Don’t go spending a third-round pick on the guy as he is bound to disappoint this time around, but keep him on the radar in the fourth or fifth round. As for disappointments, Warrior big men David Lee and Andris Biedrins impaled their owners a year ago. Lee was a second-round choice for many, but a Wilson Chandler incisor to Lee’s forearm contributed to his derailment and he should bounce back nicely in 2011-12. Biedrins may have to look for work elsewhere as Golden State brass seems to be tiring of his Claude Rains impression. Keep a close eye on power forward Ekpe Udoh, who could steal some minutes in the middle and provide decent rebounds and blocks.
The Damn Lies Bold Recipe: Nothing against Biedrins, but it is not going to work for him in the Bay area. The unfortunate thing is that the Warriors are stuck as they would have to sell him at 10 cents on the dollar and they may be better off using the amnesty clause on him. This team is in need of some hard-nosed players, willing to take a charge, as well as a big man who can change some shots. Tyson Chandler comes to mind, but the Warriors can’t afford him. DeAndre Jordan, Tayshaun Prince, Carl Landry, Chuck Hayes and Luch Richard Mbah a Moute all seem to fit this team’s needs. Time to take the plunge. Continue reading

2011-12 Damn Mock I: Sixth Round

Teams are starting to take shape as we head to the sixth round. There looks like some pretty nice values flying off the board here, whether it be high-upside guys like DeMarcus Cousins and Ty Lawson, or old standbys like Tim Duncan. These middle rounds of the draft is where one grabs the players they feel most comfortable with, players they think will break out, or players that fit in snugly on their current squad. No matter how you analyze it, there’s no denying that drafting is a fluid exercise, especially if you pee with joy when someone you targeted falls to you. The Damn Lies editorial board recommends comfortable adult diapers. Email us for our favorite brands.

The rules: Jeff, Tom and Greg are taking four teams each in this 12-team league, which is a nine-category rotisserie league (FG%, FT%, PTS, REB, AST, STL, BLK, 3FG, TO) that will draft the following: 1 PG, 1 SG, 1 SF, 1 PF, 2 C, 1 F, 1 G, 2 U. We’ll be building each team ourselves based on this format. Hope you enjoy, and feel free to mock us in the Comments.



61. Team 12 (Tom) – Luis Scola – Now what I really need here is an efficient big man who posts a low turnover rate. That’s just who Scola is. He can rebound (8.2), score (18.3) and his percentages (50.4 FG%, 73.8 FT%) are what the Lorenzo ordered. His defense is soft, but with Josh Smith (blocks), Nene (steals and blocks) and Jennings/Evans (steals) already rostered, I can afford to add a talent like Scola.  Continue reading

Damn Lies Midseason Report: Pacific Division

Vince returned to get his degree, and has since procured a Master's in Fantasy Disappointment

As governments across the Middle East and Northern Africa are being toppled by the day due to a scarcity of fantasy basketball information, we at Damn Lies continue to be all about country.  With all due respect to our cronies in the biz, you are not going to find better graders anywhere, as the combination of Jeff Andriesse, Tom Lorenzo and I pulled a 4.0 GPA at the university level. Jeff led the way with a 1.8, Tom pulled a respectable 1.5 and I brown-nosed my way to a solid 0.7.

I find it pretty ironic that I’m putting midseason report cards together for the Pacific Division as it has an inordinate amount of players who never went to college (see: Kobe Bryant, Andrew Bynum, Monta Ellis) as well as even more guys who couldn’t spell cat if you spotted them the C and the T (see: Sacramento Kings roster). Nevertheless, it’s time to get these gents graded, and who better to do so than someone whose MENSA card keeps getting lost in the mail. Continue reading

I’ll Be Damned: Torture Fantasy

Jeff always feels claustrophobic around the holidays.

Happy New Year! I’ve been away for a few weeks tending to matters of the holidays. While visiting family I sat down to write a column, but just when I’d begin typing everyone would enter the room and commence an intervention. It turns out I have the type of family that doesn’t appreciate me checking my phone every seven seconds for Andris Biedrins injury updates. Since I love spending time with my family, and also since they ended the intervention by placing me in an iron maiden, I haven’t been able to devote as much time to fantasy basketball as I would have liked. You’ll be glad to know that I’ve broken free of all familial obligations, however, and am back with a laser focus on fantasy hoops. The intervention worked only temporarily. Turns out I can’t do without those Biedrins updates. I NEED them Biedrins updates. Do you know a guy?

In all seriousness, I’m glad to be back. There’s nothing like the turn of a calendar year to make you take stock of yourself, by which I mean your fantasy team. Is there anything else? A man who spends more time scouring the waiver wire than grooming is a man who obviously has the rest of his life figured out. I must admit, though, that fantasy basketball often has me puzzled. Just when I think I’m out-smarting the competition, I drop a DeMarcus Cousins hours before he embarks on the best three-game stretch of his career. Ouch. This game forces you into tough decisions and tests your patience daily.

I wouldn’t have it any other way. Bring on 2011.

This week, I’m damned about the following players who’ve been the unsung heroes of 2010, steady and reliable uncovered gems that make up the backbone of championship roto teams. After I pay homage, I’ll look ahead at some players to keep an eye on for 2011 who have a chance to fill that role in the future. Continue reading

Damn Lies Fantasy Preview: Sacramento Kings

I spent some time in Sacramento this summer and I have to wonder: what does Tyreke Evans do for fun there? I’m not hating on the capital city, but he’s the 2009-10 Rookie of the Year! He’s only the 4th player in NBA history to average 20/5/5 as a rookie! What can he possibly do for fun in a city like Sacramento?! Oh, right, you can race on the highway at over 120 miles per hour. Or you could go golfing, I suppose. I’m not one to tell people how to spend their free time, but what if Evans worked on his 3-point shot and was able to make 1.5 per game next year? Or what about shooting free throws until he was able to make over 80% of them? If both of those things were to happen we would have to move him into the first round, without a doubt. Right now, though, he’s being drafted late in the first round yet his game is probably closer to a late-2nd, early-3rd rounders. It’s possible that Evans could become the next Dwyane Wade, as we’ve heard him compared to, but he’s going to have to fill those holes in his game if he wants to get some first-round love from me.


Painting seems like a more constructive way to spend your free time in the offseason, Tyreke.


Ladies and gentlemen, the starting point guard for your Sacramento Kings: Beno Udrih. Read it again! Mr. Udrih (spoken in the key of Arrested Development’s ‘Mr. Wendal‘) is actually a nice late-round fantasy option. He had a fine season last year as Evans’ running mate, scoring a career-best 13 ppg, dishing 4.7 assists, making 1.1 threes, and stealing 1.0 balls per game. Maybe the best part of his game, though, was the fact that he shot the ball at nearly 50% from the floor (49.7% on 10.5 attempts). He’s not the kind of point guard you want leading your fantasy squad, but if you’re in need of assists in the 10th round or desperate to add some steals and threes, then there’s probably not much better left on the board than Mr. Udrih.

Jason Thompson is having a rough offseason. The Kings got rid of Spencer Hawes, much to Thompson’s delight, yet wound up bringing in Samuel Dalembert, who will start at center for the Kings. They then went and drafted another big man, a cornerstone big, if you will, in DeMarcus Cousins. Thompson has watched his minutes quickly disappear with the acquisitions the Kings made this summer. I for one have always liked Thompson and thought that if he could just add a little toughness on the defensive side of the ball he could be a nice fantasy big (with playing time, of course). But it looks like he’s not going to get significant minutes in Sac-Town. Barring an injury or an extremely slow start by Cousins, Thompson will likely see fewer than 20 minutes per game. That’s something we as fantasy hoopsters can’t have in our lineups.

There’s no denying that Dalembert is one of the few big men in the league who can go off on a given night for 20 rebounds and 5 blocks, and then turn around and put up 3 boards and zero blocks in the following night. Such is the life of being a Dalembert owner. In the end, though, he’s usually good for 9-10 rebounds and 2 blocks per game. Another benefit to drafting Dalembert in the late rounds is that you’re getting a center who has not missed a game in over four seasons. Carl Landry is one of the least sexy picks you can make on draft day, yet he is about as solid as they come. Landry can add points, boards, blocks, steals, and shoot the ball in the high 50’s from the field and low 80’s from the free-throw line. He’s a nice pick in the middle rounds. Your guess is as good as mine when it comes to trying to put numbers to Cousins’ game. He could average a double-double and block 2 shots per game, or he could take time to develop. I think a 9th or 10th round pick is where you want to find out. The Kings also have a number of wings with potential — Omri Casspi, Donte Greene, and Francisco Garcia. The problem is, playing time is limited. Subbing in for Landry and Evans won’t get you much quality PT.

PG: Beno Udrih, Pooh Jeter
SG: Tyreke Evans, Donte Greene
SF: Francisco Garcia, Omri Casspi
PF: Carl Landry, Jason Thompson
C: Samuel Dalembert, DeMarcus Cousins

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