2010-11 Team Previews

Damn Lies & Statistics is previewing the 2010-11 fantasy season team-by-team. Here are the links and dates.

9/14: Philadelphia 76ers
9/15: Toronto Raptors
9/16: Charlotte Bobcats
9/17: New Orleans Hornets
9/18: Utah Jazz
9/20: Washington Wizards
9/21: Atlanta Hawks
9/22: Milwaukee Bucks
9/23: Sacramento Kings
9/24: Chicago Bulls
9/25: Memphis Grizzlies
9/27: Los Angeles Lakers
9/28: Phoenix Suns
9/29: Dallas Mavericks
9/30: Indiana Pacers
10/1: Portland Trail Blazers
10/2: New York Knicks
10/4: Golden State Warriors
10/5: Denver Nuggets
10/6: Orlando Magic
10/7: Los Angeles Clippers
10/8: Cleveland Cavaliers
10/9: San Antonio Spurs
10/11: Oklahoma City Thunder
10/12: Miami Heat
10/13: Boston Celtics
10/14: Minnesota Timberwolves
10/15: New Jersey Nets
10/18: Houston Rockets
10/19: Detroit Pistons


13 responses to “2010-11 Team Previews

  • bubbly

    WELCOME to bubbly’s secret sunday morning area! My cup of tea is steeping and I have enough weed for the day-hope you are happy if not mellow. I dont play fantasy football but I play survivor (also called knockout). In four years I never saw as much agreement as this week. If green bay does not beat buffalo there will be mass cryin. Jeff’s preview made me even more covetous of paul millsap. Heard Steph Curry on the radio this week. Damn! What a deep voice! He may look 15 but he sounds like vader. I was going to write my ‘in defense of nelly’ tract here, but I would get banned. I had Curry and maggette last year and nelly played no games with them. Jonas jerebko may break my top 80. He is a nine category threat. The qster and tirano were worse than nelly last year. Who hopes the punk who defaced the Casspi mural gets cancer? bubbly! Thats who! Actually it would be better if a bus hits him. Saves us all on medical costs. Could Abraham Lincoln make the NBA if he was born 150 years later? Yes but not a starter

  • bubbly

    WELCOME! had to open the secret bubbly area tonight. Just a quick football aside-the 72 dolphins will not have long to wait this year. KC, bears and pitt at 3-0? Next you will be telling me that jonas jerebko will win the mvp SHHHHH! DONT JINX IT BUBBLY! Yeah. I am worried I will reach for that swede too early. I will keep the requiem for nellie brief. He played curry and maggette til they collapsed or fouled out last year which was gold to me. Nellie back in the league? My book of richard pryor routines for children has a better chance of being published. Actually a much better chance. There is a pryor riff called ‘little feet’ where the voodoo lady changes richard’s friend into a polar bear. Lots of animals and blue urine! Kids love that stuff. Email me if you know a good, shameless, artist. If you added rodney stuckey’s fg% and dwight howard’s ft% you would get over 100%. Barely. Rasual butler really is not draftable but something will happen with that uniquely blessed franchise and he will get mins

  • bubbly

    I know were not supposed to discuss politics here but I mu- HA! Made you move! lol DL&S would give me a pete rose like ban! Opening the bubbly secret area earky this morn! One thing is certain: It’s much more difficult to win your fantasy league when in jail. Roto or h2h. You need a trustworthy friend (thanks again mom for all your help and your faith in a young vin baker). I dont care what the wiki says! Bob McAdoo is STILL playing in Italy! Here is a true story from the business side of b-ball. When the ABA merger happened the Nets, Nuggets, Spurs and Pacers moved on but the ky colonels and the st.louis spirits did not. The colonels settled for 3 million. The spirits got 4/7ths of a share of the TV money each franchise receives. IN PERPTUITY! FOREVER! At the time it looked like a good deal for the NBA. The crafty owners of the spirits were brothers-one of whom invented rayon so they dont need (or deserve) this obscene windfall. David Stern is a man to be avoided when the NBA sends that check.

  • bubbly

    Damn Lies Fantasy Preview: San Antonio Spurs………HEY BUBBLY. F-OFF. SOME OF US HAVE JOBS AND FAMILIES, YOU SLACK JAWED, WEED SMOKIN, SCOFFLAW………..lol Dont get mad Jeff Tom and Greg! NOT ‘SCOLDING’ lol. The team previews have been reallx excellent and helpful. Well done team! HEY BUBBLY! How do I keep my computer safe and fast running? EASY! whenever that bad boy is acting up goto http://www.cia.gov. No joke! I dont know how, but after you go there your computer is safer and faster! Thanks government! ROADTRIP! Let’s go to that Swiss bank where they keep the the 72 mens b-ball silver medals! Oh yeah. Jobs and families. Appartently that bank is getting tired of showing them to overly sentimental Americans. Evan Turner’s line last night was something to behold. 6 brds 6 asts 6 stls. 6/6 from the line. DEVILISHLY GOOD! Kevin Martin is having a good preseason. He may not lose that many mins to Courtney Lee which had me concerned. Movin’ on up!

  • bubbly

    FISH DONT FRY IN THE KITCHEN. BEANS DONT BURN ON THE GRILL. TOOK A WHOLE LOTTA TUR-I-EN, JUST TO GET UP THAT HILL. NOW WE’RE UP IN THE BIG LEAGUES. GET MY TURN AT BAT. AS LONG AS WE LIVE ITS YOU AND ME BABY AND THERE AINT NOTHING WRONG THAT! CAUSE WE’RE MOVIN ON UP. wow. sry team. Teach me to use ‘movin on up’ in print again. ETA on when this rat bastard theme song will be out of my head = 2 hr.

  • bubbly

    My team. 9 cat roto. 12 managers. Curry (4) Melo (21) Love (28) Jrue (45) Bogut (52) Arenas (69) Luol Deng (76) Salmons (93) Gooden (100) Thornton (117) D.Blair (124) Taj Gibson (141) Shane Battier (148) please give commext! bubbly

  • bubbly

    OFF THE MAT! TEAM RALLY! I am glad I did not post the concession speech. There was a night of the long bubblys and I dumped Gooden, Thornton and Battier replacing them with Tolliver, Ryan Anderson and Eric Bledsoe. Yay Bledsoe! Baron Davis has NEVER treated a caterer poorly! Curry and Gil! are back. Jrue has rallied. Long way uphill but glad to be out of P’yongyang.

  • bubbly

    I have been most cruel to my loyal fans by not opening up the secret bubbly area for months. This pain must continue. Not returning til this team gets to .450% in FG. .438 now. PIcked up battier and taj gibson again. johnny flynn, martell webster and j oneal make up the bench. My top 8 picks are the same. Wow. You h2h guys are way pissed at bogut. Time to go underhand!

  • bubbly

    What a lonely night to open the secret area! Not a line to be had. It is a glum preview of the coming fall. I kept my word about not returning til my team was above .450 FG. Barely over and fighting not to be last. Melo, Salmons, Arenas, Miles, Holiday all kicked in. I mean bricked out! *wards off blows The race in my league is down to two. Both of whom are close friends so that is good. The place for me to answer certain tyrannous editors as to why my Love led team will do no better than fourth is not here. I will do that in July, but you only need to view the late round draft disaster above. Congratulations to ABA legend Artis Gilmore on his (long overdue) selection to the basketball HOF! Miscalculated and now I have to play to two centers every day til the end or leave games on the table. Welcome back Jermaine O’neal and Deandre Jordan! I am about to drop Kevin Love for Chris Johnson too. True blasphemy! I will return with a season ending hurah while drinking purple drank with 5 hr energy. CU THEN!

  • bubbly

    Dark storms throughout the fertile American midwest hearald the closing of the secret bubbly area. 5th place in the CHUD league. I will now return to the plan of NEVER drafting an sg until yahoo makes me. Arenas Salmons and Thonrnton in the draft and I waited far too long before jettisoning. Late round. Late day before I go with Andrew Bogut again. I wonder what lunatic asylum or cult I would be in now had I not drafted Kevin Love? Where do you take Carmelo next year? Ha! Good one bubbly! Not only will there be no ball til feb 2012, Omri Casspi is gone gone gone! This area will be gone someday look for a new secret area in the future! Great idea for a movie-A homeless man figures a way to steal the remaining 12.5 % blind fool gordon gund owns of the Cavs. As revenge for trading Ron Harper! Wait. Wait. Jeff. Tom. Greg. Ok. Pass this post amongst yo-selves and then delete! SERIOUS. I MEAN IT. WIll GO ABOUT MY BILL BUCKNER BOBBLE HEAD COLLECTIO! NO MOVIE! NEW FUCKING PLAN! I’LL CLOSE UP LATER. DELETE. TY.

  • bubbly

    I MEAN IT. NOW YOU HAVE TO DELETE THIS ONE TOO. YEAH. ITS MY BIG MOUTH BUT LEAVING IT UP AMOUTS TO NARCING!

  • Jeff Andriesse

    I’m never deleted anything from this page. Besides, it’s the internet, bubbs… it’s there forever in Google’s secret lab… can’t scrub it.

  • bubbly

    To quote Cyrus from The Warriors: THAT’S CRAP BROTHER(s)! WHY MAKE IT EASIER? YOU EDITED AWAY MY CHARMING (and positive!) STORY ABOUT THE RUSSIAN MOB AND LEAVE bubbly OUT TO DRY! WELL. LIKE MY FAVORITE CARPENTER I HAPPILY BARE THE SINS OF OTHERS. NM. KEEP IT ALL. I WONT GET CAUGHT AND NO JURY WOULD CONVICT ME IF I DID. GO CAVS!

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