The Damn Lies & Statistics resident commenter extraordinaire, “bubbly”, has agreed to step up his game and contribute to our site throughout the year. I caught up with bubbs on the interwebs and got the answers to some piercing questions such as “who are you?” and “really? that’s who you are?”. Presented with minimal editing so that undeniable bubbly wit can shine through, you’ll learn a ton this week and in the weeks to come, not to mention wonder if using the word “resident” to describe this guy is a bit of a misnomer. Let it never be said that commenting on Damn Lies blog posts won’t get you famous…ish.
Jeff: Welcome to the first installment of Break Out the Bubbly, where we bring in our favorite Commenter to talk some hoops. Bubbs, why don’t you tell the audience a little bit about yourself.
bubbly: Well, the homeless fantasy bball community is eager to add in anyway possible.
Drafted McDyess his rookie year so I do feel like a vet now. I am still smarting from Arenas last year. I need to have a morals rating. Lost Sprewell back in the day. But we all have sad stories to tell. I am emotionally prepared for injuries. But losing them to idiocy is harder.
Just one. With my boys. 9-cat roto. 12 players.
(Laughs) They have homes. Families. Etc. Yes. I am the ‘black sheep’. Yes. Avoid overpasses! Roto or H2H! And dont ever give money. The real homeless hate beggars more than you know.
Wow! I wish I knew! Was just looking for fantasy rankings in the August doldrums. Must’ve been Google. It was a relief to find.
Saturday. We dont know the order til it starts. Must be agile! Durant, CP3, James, Dirk, Stephen Curry, Kobe, Pau, Granger, D-Williams, Amare
I know leaving Wade off will not be wholly supported. Yes. Nervous. Maybe ahead of Amare on my baby list there.
They will all do well in a fantasy capacity. But I am worried about egos and injuries. The law of averages may catch up with the superfriends.
Sleepers = Luke Ridnour. Johnny Flynn will stayed glued to the bench when healthy. Sleeper = DeJuan Blair. May start. Bubbly needs boards! Dont forget George Hill. Parker or Manu will get hurt this year! Bust = Anthony Randolph. I’m sorry. I’ll listen to you guys on Batum. Not him. I dont want to do another bust. This is the time of hope!
I got the name ‘bubbly’ in the Navy. Best two weeks of my life!